"★ ★ ★ ★ ★" – Next Magazine
"Best New Canadian Work" – Toronto Theatre Critic's Awards, 2025
"Wickedly Funny and Suprisingly Poignant" – The Globe and Mail

The monks who reside in the hilltop monastery have always lived in total isolation. When the Abbot ventures into town, two medieval Brothers take the opportunity to invite a wagon full of strangers to their austere abode. Trying to complete their tasks of counting lentils, caring for their donkey, and keeping the monastery standing becomes the quest of a lifetime. Accept the invitation and join the monks on a journey for a good time in this shockingly dumb interactive clown show featuring magical realism, unbridled chaos, and every interpretation of the word ‘ass’.

18+ Age Recommendation
If you have an allergy to lentils, you should not see this show.

Please be advised that MONKS uses mature language, partial nudity, strobing lights, abrupt sound or lighting cues and audience participation. MONKS contains many instances of sensory stimulation. This may include: loud music, interaction with props, and water being sprayed. Please use your discretion when deciding to attend.

Ticket cost: $40